Uncule: "Have you been to Casanova?"
Me: In my head I'm already wtf is he asking?? but say "Excuse me, what?"
Uncule: "Yeah casanova where one plays all these games",
Me: "Oh you mean Casino?" but sigh uncule hates be corrected
Uncule: "Yeah Casinova! Its very interesting you see, it has amazing games, you should try it sometime"
And that reminded me, I have been to a casino, it was called casino kursaal in Swizz and it was once in a lifetime experience to see money flowing away right through your hands :p But uncule does not have to know any of this, so all he gets for a reply is a :)